Dabangg – A memorable day
A wonderful Omegle conversation
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: i’m 26.m from mars. you ?
Stranger: hello asl?
Stranger: hahaha im from saturn
You: really?
You: thats too far.
You: want to come to mars to meet me?
You: lets hang out
Stranger: yeah def
Stranger: lets meet halfway at jupiter
Stranger: or we can visit neptune
Stranger: maybe mercury
You: mercury is too hot
You: jupiter would be fine.
You: lets meet after 45 million years
Stranger: k i like the extra gravity
Stranger: it brings out my best features
You: actually, my space ship doesnt have a good speed. its just 3 light years/hour 
Stranger: man i feel you but that should get you through the solar system in a reasonable amount of time
You: ya. my space ship is getting older. planning to buy a new one.
Stranger: hmmm better call up nasa
You: it consumes a lot of iridium.
Stranger: ive been trying to develop a plutonium model
You: nasa sucks. sent my space ship for maintainence last month. didnt do any good
You: really. i can be your beta tester
Stranger: k i gotta get the safety features in place though
Stranger: thats a relatively minor detail
Stranger: not that important
You: ya. safety wont be a problem
You: my space ship can stand lots of pressure.
Stranger: what about temperature extremes?
You: though the radiation from iridium may harm a few.
Stranger: or low-pressure environments?
You: well. my space ship can easily travel upto mercury. but beyond that, it starts getting heated up
You: to check its limits, i took my ship to the deepest into the black hole, luckily came out safe
Stranger: hmm that was fortunate
Stranger: hey by any chance are you an engineer?
You: well, i’m a professor of nuclear aeronautics
Stranger: which would require an engineering background
You: well ya. i completed my engineering in 1886 AD.
Stranger: but you said you are age 26
You: well, i’ve invented a time machine as well.
Stranger: hahaha
You: i actually went to 1886 to get my degree. it was easier then
Stranger: seriously though, did you/do you study engineering?
You: seriously… i wish i did 
Stranger: oh haha because you certainly think like an engineer
Stranger: im an engineering student myself so i would know lol
You: i am actually a doctor.
You: a medical doctor.
Stranger: at 26?
You: ya. is that impossible ?
Stranger: no but that seems younger than average
Stranger: are you in residence right now?
You: just finished my medical school. now working
You: well, not doing my masters yet. need to wait a few more years
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what country are you from
You: i’m from mars
Stranger: lol
You: setting up my country here. want to join ?
Stranger: can i get any fancy titles?
You: you get to create the boundaries.
You: am writing a code to an application so that we could set up the boundaries of the oceans too.
Stranger: cant we just colonize the entire surface since it is completely unclaimed?
You: that would be booring. just a single country.. nah..
Stranger: hmmm i guess so
Stranger: yo im pretty tired i think im gonna go to sleep soon
You: really?
You: it was fun talking to you
Stranger: yes it is very late at the present moment
Stranger: it was
You: first time in omegle found someone with matching frequency
Stranger: ill let you know how the plutonium model turns out
You: its not very often i talk more than 4 lines. lol
Stranger: hahahaha its that analytical mentality lol
You: sure. do sent me a sample.
You:
Stranger: haha okay good night man
You: good night man
You: sleep tight
You: sweet dreams.
You: btw its 2PM here.
Stranger: are you in europe or asia?
Stranger: well i guess youre on mars lol
Stranger: but im in the usa and it is 0430 here
Stranger: and im exhausted
Stranger: good night!
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हिन्दु धर्ममा प्रयोग हुने मन्त्रहरु: Commonly used mantras in Nepali culture
Here are the most commonly used mantras ‘chantings’ used in various occasions in Hindu culture.
I’d be adding more in the times to come.
New holy thread ‘janai’ is worn by Hindu males on the occassion of Janai Purnima. Here is the mantra to be said:
जनैपूर्णिमामा नयाँ जनै धारण गर्ने मन्त्र:
यज्ञोपवीतं परमं पवित्रं प्रजापतेर्यत्सहजं पुरस्तात् ।
आयुष्यमग्रयं प्रतिमुञ्चशुभ्रं यज्ञोपवीतं वलमस्तुतेज:।।
During Janai Purnima, son-in-laws tie the holy thread ‘doro’ in the hands of their in-laws chanting the following ‘mantra’
डोरो बाँध्ने मन्त्र:
येन बद्धो वलीराजा दानवेन्द्रो महावल: ।
तेन त्वां प्रतिबध्नामि रक्षे मा चल मा चल ।।
अफ् द बिट, एभिन्युज टिभीलाई चिठ्ठी
अफ् द बिटका प्रस्तोता र रिपोर्टर ज्यू,
नमस्कार ।
आज फागुन २१ गते बेलुकाको तपाईहरुको कार्यक्रममा रिपोर्ट गर्नु भएको गर्भवती महिलाको मृत्युको समाचारको बारेमा मलाई केहि गुनासो छ ।
नवजात शिशुको जन्म अघि नै दुबै ज्यान गयो, सार्है नराम्रो भयो । तर तपाँईहरुले बिरामीको आफन्तहरुको मात्र बिचार, रिस र गुनासो देखाउनु भयो , खोई त डाक्टरहरुलाई आफ्नो बिचार राख्न दिएको ?
उक्त महिलाको मृत्युको कारणको बारेमा केहि बुझ्नै खोज्नु भएन, सिधै डाक्टरहरुले रक्तस्राव रोक्न सक्नै पर्छ, सकेनन् , त्यसैले उनीहरु दोषी हुन् भन्नु भयो ।
अस्पताल र स्वास्थ्य सेवाको बारेमा समाचार प्रेषित गर्दा तपाईहरुले अलिकति खोजबिन गर्न जरुरी हुन्छ ।
रक्तस्रावको कारण नेपालमा मात्र होईन, बिकाशित देशहरुमा पनि गर्भवती महिलाहरुको मृत्यु हुन्छ । यस्तो हुदैंमा डाक्टरहरुले कोशिस नै गरेनन् , लापरबाही गरे भन्न मिल्छ जस्तो लाग्दैन ।
तपाई पत्रकारहरुको कुरामा धेरै मानिसले विश्वास गर्छन, त्यसैले बिना ‘research’ कुनै पनि समाचार प्रेषित गर्न हुदैन जस्तो लाग्छ ।
हुन त यो emailले तपाईलाई कति नै पो छुन्छ होला र , तर पनि मलाई लेख्न मन लाग्यो ।
कृपया एकतर्फी तर्क मात्र देखाउने पत्रकारिता नगरिदिनुहोला ।
तपाईको ‘आफ्नो’ बिचार replyको रुपमा पाउने आश गरेको छु ।
-डा. आविश अधिकारी, धरान ।
Your System will shutdown in 59 minutes
Are you getting this kind of message on your screen when using windows?
Here is a quick guide to solve that.
1. go to run and type ‘shutdown -a’
`-` this probably closed the shutting down countdown.
2. go to cmd,
C:\> CD WINDOWS
C:\WINDOWS> DEL /A /F /S system.bat
C:\WINDOWS> MD system.bat
simple… you deleted system.bat because that is what is causing the countdown..
you created folder called ‘system.bat’ so that the virus that is running can’t create a file with the same name again.
comment if you aren’t able to control the problem.
My Memories
I had to write my memories in BPKIHS for the college magazine, ‘Parikrama’.
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Name: Dr. Abish Adhikari
DOB: 26th January, 1984
Address: http://abish.wordpress.com
Email: abishadh@gmail.com
Memories:
29-Jul-03. Manoj Rawal Dai. Tears. Parikrama. Volunteer. Rangeli. SXC Party. Orthodontics. Dynamics of Relations. Phone calls. ‘Peeda’ & the blade. Geneva & Jajarkot. Polio week. Rotaract ‘family’. Timbaktoo & Honululu. AIIMS. All night internet sessions. ER-OT. Jana-andolan. Gohit’s punch. Synapse. Batch politics. Jagadamba to Baneshwor. Goa. Kerala. Linux & CDMA-USB. Grand finale. Aandolan & 6500. Kattel, Neeraj, Maskey, Anand, Basante, Jirel. Rangeli. Janakpur. Paari. Kanamycin. Dhankuta. Chiya.
Mayush dai. Hemanta dai. Gaurav dai. Rosina di.
Yojana di. Khushbu. Sajani. Amir. Susma di.
Kedar. Tushar. Bijay dai. Subhas dai.
Anand Sir. Dhruba sir. Bhatta sir. Sanjeev sir. Tanveer sir.
Boka. Neeva’s. DK. Chhema’s. Dipen’s.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S. House MD.
microemulator. morange. mig33. Opera mini
Palm TX. Compaq 3425AU. Nokia 1110
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Unlock Nokia 1110
I never knew Nokia cell phone’s security was this lame. I have a Nokia 1110, which I had locked using the security code. Though my sister didn’t know the code, the easily unlocked it.
You can try that too. Its really easy:
1. Use 2 hands.
2. Keep on pressing Unlock for around 2 seconds until you see press *
3. Quickly press *
haha! you successfully unlocked you nokia cell phone without the security code.
Innocent but Positive
Meet baby boy Himal, from Jhapa. He is just 10 months old, and was in our Paediatrics ward when I was posted there.
He was admitted to investigate for his recurrent severe pneumonia.
After admission, a proper medical history was taken. Family history revealed that both his parents died due to complications of AIDS.
He has a elder brother, just 6 years old, who has recently been tested positive. Both the boys live with their grandmother who has no source of income and no family support.
The reason for the baby boy’s recurrent pneumonia was apparent, but I was waiting for the test results with crossed fingers. The results came, it was positive for HIV. But there still remains a small hope that it might be the antibodies from the mother’s blood that would clear off after he is about 2 years of age.
When my seniors were investigating more and trying to fit him into a classification of HIV, I was thinking about the future of the boy. How could his parents be so ignorant? They already knew their HIV status
when their first child was to be born. They simply ruined two lives…
As for me, I still remember the grandmother’s wet eyes.
Gynaecology: My experience
Ever since I had been posted in gynecology, dressing of bed number 8 used to be the most expensive task! Basant could trade it with a cup of coffee and a plate of momos. No one ever liked to change her dressings because she was a patient of foul smelling growth coming out of her vagina. It as amazing how this old lady, thin and very pale could wait for so long to come to the hospital with such a huge mass. It was more than 10X10X5 cms, a little more than 750gms. What worse would the decision be than to have twice daily dressing change for her.
“Empathy makes a good doctor” is what our favorite professors used to say often. But I absolutely had no ideas how I was to empathize that.
After initial stablisation for a week or so, Hanoon ma’am and the team chopped it off along with the uterus. I was ‘doing a good job’ holding the mass while she removed it.
One day, I was assisting Nibedita ma’am in the OPD on the post-night-duty day. I was having a cooler time because there was no running around unlike the wards. Every case was typical, the typical pelvic pain, the same irregular periods.
She then entered the OPD after I called her name. A beautiful girl, just eighteen, well dressed and carrying herself really impressively. Along came a guy, not that impressive. She didn’t even look around and straight away started talking to Nibedita ma’am. From the conversation they were having, I could make out that she thought she had conceived and wanted an abortion.
She said she is still going to college and it was an unplanned pregnancy. She exactly knew what she wanted and was very calm and confident. Then I came to know that the guy was her husband. Since it was just a 6 weeks pregnancy, ma’am counseled her to wait a week or so before anything had to be done, and mean while to take up some blood tests and a ultrasonography. I started filling the investigation forms.
I was really surprised to know she was a known case of HIV infection. In her early stages of AIDS, all I could think at that moment was, “Shocking! How can this be possible? She doesn’t look like a drug addict, nor like a prostitute.” Then came a different logic, “ It’s the guy!” Whatever it be, I really was impressed by her confidence. The confidence to live, to accept what now is a part of her life.
Women, amazing creation of god ( or the molding of the society).
Texidor’s twinge
I was posted in medicine ward a few months ago. My ward had a few old heart patients who needed my active attention. As it was my night duty, I was at the bed side, reading an ECG when someone said, “Abish dai, mero ECG ra X-ray heri dinu na”
He was my junior from 3rd year. He said he had a sharp chest pain on left side. All his ‘medical’ brain could think was myocardial infarction, a heart attack. I was least worried about him and was attaching the ECG machine on the old patient with ‘significant’ chest pain.
He kept on waiting for a while seeking my attention. After sometime I asked him about his chest pain. He said it started half a hour ago, just below the left nipple and sharp piercing pain. He said it was very severe and couldn’t take a deep breath. Though it lasted for 5 minutes, he looked really worried.
I told him that it was nothing serious, and requested him to wait outside (the tone of my request was a little non-polite )
He possibly felt ignored and went to take advice from someone else.
So what was the non-serious ‘severe’ chest pain?
Its a medical entity called ‘Texidor’s Twinge‘ aka Precordial Catch Syndrome. It is not mentioned in our text books but is fairly common among young age group. Its not dangerous and no treatment is needed. All one needs to do is take a very deep breath till a ‘pop’ happens.
Read more about this interesting condition at:Precordial Catch Syndrome in Wapedia
Sano Sansar
Namrata at her best.
Watched Sano Sansar today. The last nepali movie I watched in a theater was ‘Dui Kinara’ in a old theater in Dharan after Khagendra found a dropped 50 rupees note and we didn’t know how to spend it. It was 5 years back.
I knew it was a different movie and since i had the most perfect company, I headed towards Guna Cinema.
What makes a good movie? A good story, good acting, good visualizations and to add to it good music.
Sano Sansar encompasses all these features in good amount. I knew that story plot was not very unique, but still I never had to look at my watch.The story telling is very good. Except for a few scenes, all the actors have delivered their part really well. Namrata and Karma prove themselves to be natural actors. Arjun Shrestha and Nir Shah in few scenes really ‘read the script’.
The most appreciatable component about Sano Sansar is its visualisation and cinematography. Kathmandu looks beautiful from Alok’s camera, and he has successfully shown us the beauty that lies in the places we always see. St. Xaviers never looked like this before.
I think we all must go to the theater and watch this movie, so that better Nepali movies come up. We really need to appreciate this gem in between the potatoes .
Sality
I haven’t been using microsoft windows since ages, but I have to, when someone has some problems with their system. I love solving problems in the computers, esp related to viruses.
Simple codes(worms) of .vbs and .bat are so easy to heal that I love crushing them… but one day came W32/Sality, that infected Anish dai’s laptop.
W32/Sality is a virus that infects the portable executable files (.exe and .dll) in windows not even sparing windows system files… and then for obvious reasons, the system becomes unstable and crashes in no time. Besides that it also kills all the tasks related to antiviruses, so you aren’t allowed to install or run antiviruses. It also disables Safe Mode, so error handling becomes really tough.
So here I am, searching for some way to solve the problem.. and for now, I haven’t seen any solutions except for going the hard way.. formatting and setting up the whole system again.
Sleepless nights, long hours of searching for solutions, the fear of losing data and the constant risk that I might not find all the drivers after I format…. hell lot of problems related to Windows..
That is the reason my friend I use linux… a little adventure and a lot of fun..
Playing RMVB files in Ubuntu
RMVB is a new video format, claimed to have an excellent compression.
It stands for Real Media Variable Bitrate..
By default your Mplayer doesn’t play these files, nor does VLC.
So, these steps make mplayer to play rmvb videos
1. Download Mplayer if you haven’t yet (Synaptic Package Manager)
2.Go to http://www.mplayerhq.hu/design7/dload.html#binary_codecs and download the file according to your need. ( I downloaded AMD64 version, others probably need x86)
3. Extract the files in the package, for ease to Desktop and rename the folder anything easier to type. I renamed it ‘essential’.
4. Go to Terminal (Applications, Acessories)
5. cd Desktop
cd essential
sudo mkdir /usr/lib/codecs
sudo cp * /usr/lib/codecs
6. All the codecs are copied to where they should be.. now you can delete the folder in Desktop
7. Now your Mplayer can play your RMVB videos..
Hibernating Windows
How do you hibernate your windows XP? (if you have enabled it from Power Options in Control Panel)
Either you Click the Start button, then ‘Turn off the computer’ then press shift and then Press ‘Hibernate’!!
or
You in ‘Turn off your Computer’, you press ‘H’
or
If you have edited your power options’ Advanced tab, you can do it by pressing the power button..
I created a file for those lazy guys (like me) who want to do it just by clicking a icon in the desktop!
download http://www.parikrama.net.np/hibernate.lnk.abi and save it in the desktop. Now rename the file and remove .abi from the end to make it hibernate.lnk !!
Now, all you need to do is click the hibernate icon on the desktop to hibernate!!
Easy way to be safe from worms
Windows is being infected with so many ‘vbs’ worms these days ranging from semiantivirus.vbs to virusremoval.vbs.
Was thinking of the problem in the toilet..:P
found this solution…
1. create a folder called autorun.inf in the root of all the drives including your pendrive… believe me, no worms will infect your pendrive.
2. on the MS-DOS prompt, go to the pendrive eg: e: or i: and give the command : attrib/s -s -h -r /d
3. now when you ‘explore’ your pendrive (not double click) you will see all the hidden and virus files. delete them easily!!
