Dabangg – A memorable day

Had a memorable day today. I almost lost my scooter, that too because of my carelessness. I parked my scooter in the parking area at Shiv Cinema, Dharan where Dabangg was being shown. I forgot to pull the key and keep it in my pocket. The excitement of watching the movie overlapped the sense of not having the bunch of keys in my pocket.

As soon as movie came to an end, I found out that I had no keys. Damn! I was sinking into the sense of doom. My wife had no words to say. I ran into the parking area, and to my surprise, the scooter was missing from the spot I had last left it. All I could think was of the hundred twenty thousand rupees, which we had saved together to get the scooter. Together with the scooter, my data in the pendrive, the keys to my rooms were all gone.

As I was running here and there in frustration, the security guard asked me if I had lost my scooter ! I was like.. ‘ya, where’s my scooter?’

He gave me my keys and showed me my scooter, which was parked on the opposite side of the parking area. I had no words to thank him and all I was doing was holding his hands and shaking them. It was like losing a hundred thousand rupees and then earning it back. I took out my purse and gave him all the cash I had (six hundred rupees) and then rode back to my residence listening to my wife’s noble words.

A wonderful Omegle conversation

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: i’m 26.m from mars. you ?
Stranger: hello asl?
Stranger: hahaha im from saturn
You: really?
You: thats too far.
You: want to come to mars to meet me?
You: lets hang out
Stranger: yeah def
Stranger: lets meet halfway at jupiter
Stranger: or we can visit neptune
Stranger: maybe mercury
You: mercury is too hot
You: jupiter would be fine.
You: lets meet after 45 million years
Stranger: k i like the extra gravity
Stranger: it brings out my best features
You: actually, my space ship doesnt have a good speed. its just 3 light years/hour
Stranger: man i feel you but that should get you through the solar system in a reasonable amount of time
You: ya. my space ship is getting older. planning to buy a new one.
Stranger: hmmm better call up nasa
You: it consumes a lot of iridium.
Stranger: ive been trying to develop a plutonium model
You: nasa sucks. sent my space ship for maintainence last month. didnt do any good
You: really. i can be your beta tester
Stranger: k i gotta get the safety features in place though
Stranger: thats a relatively minor detail
Stranger: not that important
You: ya. safety wont be a problem
You: my space ship can stand lots of pressure.
Stranger: what about temperature extremes?
You: though the radiation from iridium may harm a few.
Stranger: or low-pressure environments?
You: well. my space ship can easily travel upto mercury. but beyond that, it starts getting heated up
You: to check its limits, i took my ship to the deepest into the black hole, luckily came out safe
Stranger: hmm that was fortunate
Stranger: hey by any chance are you an engineer?
You: well, i’m a professor of nuclear aeronautics
Stranger: which would require an engineering background
You: well ya. i completed my engineering in 1886 AD.
Stranger: but you said you are age 26
You: well, i’ve invented a time machine as well.
Stranger: hahaha
You: i actually went to 1886 to get my degree. it was easier then
Stranger: seriously though, did you/do you study engineering?
You: seriously… i wish i did
Stranger: oh haha because you certainly think like an engineer
Stranger: im an engineering student myself so i would know lol
You: i am actually a doctor.
You: a medical doctor.
Stranger: at 26?
You: ya. is that impossible ?
Stranger: no but that seems younger than average
Stranger: are you in residence right now?
You: just finished my medical school. now working
You: well, not doing my masters yet. need to wait a few more years
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what country are you from
You: i’m from mars
Stranger: lol
You: setting up my country here. want to join ?
Stranger: can i get any fancy titles?
You: you get to create the boundaries.
You: am writing a code to an application so that we could set up the boundaries of the oceans too.
Stranger: cant we just colonize the entire surface since it is completely unclaimed?
You: that would be booring. just a single country.. nah..
Stranger: hmmm i guess so
Stranger: yo im pretty tired i think im gonna go to sleep soon
You: really?
You: it was fun talking to you
Stranger: yes it is very late at the present moment
Stranger: it was
You: first time in omegle found someone with matching frequency
Stranger: ill let you know how the plutonium model turns out
You: its not very often i talk more than 4 lines. lol
Stranger: hahahaha its that analytical mentality lol
You: sure. do sent me a sample.
You:
Stranger: haha okay good night man
You: good night man
You: sleep tight
You: sweet dreams.
You: btw its 2PM here.
Stranger: are you in europe or asia?
Stranger: well i guess youre on mars lol
Stranger: but im in the usa and it is 0430 here
Stranger: and im exhausted
Stranger: good night!
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हिन्दु धर्ममा प्रयोग हुने मन्त्रहरु: Commonly used mantras in Nepali culture

Here are the most commonly used mantras ‘chantings’ used in various occasions in Hindu culture.

I’d be adding more in the times to come.

New holy thread ‘janai’ is worn by Hindu males on the occassion of Janai Purnima. Here is the mantra to be said:
जनैपूर्णिमामा नयाँ जनै धारण गर्ने मन्त्र:

यज्ञोपवीतं परमं पवित्रं प्रजापतेर्यत्‌सहजं पुरस्तात् ।
आयुष्यमग्रयं प्रतिमुञ्चशुभ्रं यज्ञोपवीतं वलमस्तुतेज:।।

During Janai Purnima, son-in-laws tie the holy thread ‘doro’ in the hands of their in-laws chanting the following ‘mantra’
डोरो बाँध्ने मन्त्र:

येन बद्धो वलीराजा दानवेन्द्रो महावल: ।
तेन त्वां प्रतिबध्नामि रक्षे मा चल मा चल ।।

अफ् द बिट, एभिन्युज टिभीलाई चिठ्ठी

अफ् द बिटका प्रस्तोता र रिपोर्टर ज्यू,
नमस्कार ।
आज फागुन २१ गते बेलुकाको तपाईहरुको कार्यक्रममा रिपोर्ट गर्नु भएको गर्भवती महिलाको मृत्‍युको समाचारको बारेमा मलाई केहि गुनासो छ ।

नवजात शिशुको जन्म अघि नै दुबै ज्यान गयो, सार्है नराम्रो भयो । तर तपाँईहरुले बिरामीको आफन्तहरुको मात्र बिचार, रिस र गुनासो देखाउनु भयो , खोई त डाक्टरहरुलाई आफ्नो बिचार राख्न दिएको ?
उक्त महिलाको मृत्‍युको कारणको बारेमा केहि बुझ्नै खोज्नु भएन, सिधै डाक्टरहरुले रक्तस्राव रोक्न सक्नै पर्छ, सकेनन् , त्यसैले उनीहरु दोषी हुन् भन्नु भयो ।
अस्पताल र स्वास्थ्य सेवाको बारेमा समाचार प्रेषित गर्दा तपाईहरुले अलिकति खोजबिन गर्न जरुरी हुन्छ ।
रक्तस्रावको कारण नेपालमा मात्र होईन, बिकाशित देशहरुमा पनि गर्भवती महिलाहरुको मृत्‍यु हुन्छ । यस्तो हुदैंमा डाक्टरहरुले कोशिस नै गरेनन् , लापरबाही गरे भन्न मिल्छ जस्तो लाग्दैन ।
तपाई पत्रकारहरुको कुरामा धेरै मानिसले विश्वास गर्छन, त्यसैले बिना ‘research’ कुनै पनि समाचार प्रेषित गर्न हुदैन जस्तो लाग्छ ।

हुन त यो emailले तपाईलाई कति नै पो छुन्छ होला र , तर पनि मलाई लेख्न मन लाग्यो ।
कृपया एकतर्फी तर्क मात्र देखाउने पत्रकारिता नगरिदिनुहोला ।

तपाईको ‘आफ्नो’ बिचार replyको रुपमा पाउने आश गरेको छु ।

-डा. आविश अधिकारी, धरान ।

Your System will shutdown in 59 minutes

Are you getting this kind of message on your screen when using windows?

Here is a quick guide to solve that.

1. go to run and type ‘shutdown -a’
`-` this probably closed the shutting down countdown.

2. go to cmd,
C:\> CD WINDOWS
C:\WINDOWS> DEL /A /F /S system.bat
C:\WINDOWS> MD system.bat

simple… you deleted system.bat because that is what is causing the countdown..
you created folder called ‘system.bat’ so that the virus that is running can’t create a file with the same name again.

comment if you aren’t able to control the problem.

My Memories

I had to write my memories in BPKIHS for the college magazine, ‘Parikrama’.
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Name: Dr. Abish Adhikari
DOB: 26th January, 1984
Address: http://abish.wordpress.com
Email: abishadh@gmail.com
Memories:

29-Jul-03. Manoj Rawal Dai. Tears. Parikrama. Volunteer. Rangeli. SXC Party. Orthodontics. Dynamics of Relations. Phone calls. ‘Peeda’ & the blade. Geneva & Jajarkot. Polio week. Rotaract ‘family’. Timbaktoo & Honululu. AIIMS. All night internet sessions. ER-OT. Jana-andolan. Gohit’s punch. Synapse. Batch politics. Jagadamba to Baneshwor. Goa. Kerala. Linux & CDMA-USB. Grand finale. Aandolan & 6500. Kattel, Neeraj, Maskey, Anand, Basante, Jirel. Rangeli. Janakpur. Paari. Kanamycin. Dhankuta. Chiya.

Mayush dai. Hemanta dai. Gaurav dai. Rosina di.
Yojana di. Khushbu. Sajani. Amir. Susma di.
Kedar. Tushar. Bijay dai. Subhas dai.
Anand Sir. Dhruba sir. Bhatta sir. Sanjeev sir. Tanveer sir.
Boka. Neeva’s. DK. Chhema’s. Dipen’s.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S. House MD.
microemulator. morange. mig33. Opera mini
Palm TX. Compaq 3425AU. Nokia 1110
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Unlock Nokia 1110

I never knew Nokia cell phone’s security was this lame. I have a Nokia 1110, which I had locked using the security code. Though my sister didn’t know the code, the easily unlocked it.
You can try that too. Its really easy:
1. Use 2 hands.
2. Keep on pressing Unlock for around 2 seconds until you see press *
3. Quickly press *
haha! you successfully unlocked you nokia cell phone without the security code.